(Warning: Story might be long. Get some redbull or coffee before readin.)
So, the day starts when i was still snoozin away until my alarm clock rang and ziq called me for the wake up call i requested. Grabbed my towel and then to the toilet. First, i brushed my teeth and gargle some mouth-wash. Then, i started shaving(man or what? ^^) and turn on the tap and the water rushed down on my head. The water was freakin’ cold so i decided to get the water heater running. Tummy feelin’ abit strange so i sat on the toilet bowl and i— WTF! WHO GIVES A DAMN FIQ?!
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After all that, went to meet ziq,dan and dam at lakeside. Meetin ALL(know wad im hinting? ^^) the girls at CCK LRT. Dan got tummy upset then went to Lot1’s toilet to do his Choco business deal with Willy Wanker so i had to accompany.(WAITED HIM FOR THE WHOLE BLARDEE 15 MINS BITCH!) Went back and saw Khai and Rara. Hey! they both wore grey! Coincidence much? Then a few mins later.. SABRINA(MY MINAHREP) arrived. =D
Atiqah’s Crib:
Wanted to press the doorbell but it is stated/handwritten “Broken” just beneath it. Then yell also can lah! So many animal stuff siol there!! Like Singapore’s Second Zoo! The sofa had leopards skin siolz!! Tsk2 Atiqah! I call the “We love animals, Don’t abuse them or skin them alive so you can have a nice house” group then you know! Anw.. Chitchat fo a lil while and just the time i was really lookin’ forward to.. IT WAS TIME TO EAT BEYBEH!! Fuuh! Fried chicken was the pwnage! And i was ‘Waiter of the day’ (where’s my tips?) =D Took pics after that then it was time to head to Khai’s house.
Khairul’s Box:
The first thing when reachin’ there, i sat straight away cuz.. THE SOFA LOOKS SO COMFY! And everything/everywhere looks so white! Am i in heaven? Noticed there was quite a few bird stuff there and alot of antiques. So SABRINA commented “House so many birds stuff but Khairul himself don’t have one!” LMAO MUCH!!! HAHAHAHAH!! Sat down on the dining table and had OCK puffs! Ouh yah! Had this pink serviette and i folded it and put it in my pocket. Guess what?! I GOT PATRICK STAR IN MY POCKET YO! =D Took nicenice pics! Haziq’s epic fail photography skills made us sweat a bucket! Then we Vaavrooomm to Rara’s.
Rara’s Castle:
Just as i entered the house, i saw my uncle. HE SAID I GREW FAT! WTFIQ SIOLZ!! (Cool down Fiq! Those words will really push you to the gym EVERYDAY) Once again, i straight away sat down cuz.. THE SOFA LOOKS UBER COMFY! Uncle served us carbonated orange drink thingy! Aunt wasnt at home so didnt had much to eat but who cares! Got lots of kuih beb!! =D SWEAR TO GOD! We spent almost 2 hours there! Talked about this and thats.. Some was rather interesting but some of them were really DISAPPOINTING! (Btol tk btol?) Talked away like nobodies business for hours and then till one coolios shit happens.. ZIQ TORE HIS BAJU RAYA! GEREK AH! -.-” Hey, Here’s a question. How many idiots does it takes to sew one clothin? The answer.. 3! (sorry didnt meant to call u girls idiots. HAHAHA) 1 was sewing, the other one tryin to help with the sewing. While the third one(SABRINA) just sits there and gave moral support! ^^ Finally, the sewing was done. Chilled then finally decided to move on to the next house. Ewin’s open house!
Ewin’s House of Rock:
Hoped and prayed really hard for something before going there(you peeps better keep ur piehole shut. Thanks! =]). Got to Ewin’s house.. wasnt really crowded that time. Settled down in the living room’s chairs and ate PEANUTS! Then, another family arrived. Everyone was like “Eh! we sit on the floor luh. Let the family sit on the chairs” Everyone got up except me and dan and we said “Who the fuck do they think they are?! We aint sittin on the floor!” hahahhaha! Jokinly/softly of cuz! =\ We got into the kitchen and attacked on the buffet! The satay meat i tell you! OH EM GEE! BEST TO THE COREXZZX! After that, we went off. Didnt stayed long cuz got too many people. Then after this you guys know where we going? MINE.HAFIQ’S.THE AWESOME OF CUZ!!
MINE/HAFIQ’S Mansion:
Got there/here around 7+. Saw Bibik Raina and Maman Ajak. It’s been long since i saw them =] AND ONCE AGAIN I GOT THE “Waaa! Hafiq is so BIG NOW” comment -.-” LOL! Soon after we arrived, they left. My mom,dad,aunt and uncle couldnt even recognise Rara! HAHAHA! (you got change much meh?) Anywho.. Dan and Dam straight away got into my room and then followed by the rest. While waitin for the food and drinks mah. SO HOW MY ROOM? Power? Cozy anot? Got mini fridge,starhub Cteevee,personal lappy and computer,aircon,a few guitars and FHM!! Wan sleep here? Anytime! =D ($20/night). And girls.. Whats so funneh about my Ic size pic?! LOL! So handsome also laugh. Hehe. Food&drinks prepared. Then EATIN TIME! They had Lontong goreng.. i didnt ate any! (On diet, really. Dont laugh la!) Then took LOTS of pics then time to get those legs kickin and we walked to Ziq’s house. OUH! NOT FORGETTIN.. SAB U HAVENT PAID FOR THE PLASTERS! =D
Haziq’s City:
It was a veehree far journey indeed for the girls.(Nvm. Will get used to it soon!) While walkin there, out of the blue and all so randomish mind of Khai’s, he went to a black cat and he was like “Yo, Black-Caat! Black-Caat!” *while doin the hand thing when u feel hiphopish* For a moment there, i tot he belonged to ‘grace orchid’. Meeh! Ok so we continue our journey and finaleeh..WE ARRIVED! I ‘tried’ to walk to ziq’s sofa. [YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I DID SAID ‘TRIED’] but the bear’s skin carpet floor that part was sooooo slippery! Almost fell! Made a detour to ziq’s room and saw a punchin bag hung to the ceiling. I ALSO WANT!! Punched a few and gave my best shots then went sat with the girls. SO HERE IS WHERE THE PART ME AND SABRINA STARTED OUR ‘ARGUMENT” ‘TALKIN THE GANGSTER LANGUAGE’ TILL THE END OF THE DAY. (dunno why we started to argue also -.-) Sat beside her and i was like “What?! You wan fight isit? Go down and fight la! First blood!” HAHAHA! She asked me to go first, she will come later -.-” As if. Coward! Seriously.. argued until the part where it’s time to take pics! Cheebeh got one photo me and sab and they say sweet?! WTH LA! WE ARGUING LEI! =D Ziq’s momma served us “WelcomeWelcome”. Ate with chilli sauce. OH HEAVENLY! Farhan SYAH! came to Ziq’s house and he followed us to the next two house. Didnt waste much time there cuz Dam was like so in a rush. So cabbed there.. Adam paid for both cab!
Adam’s Farm:
So we cabbed to Adam’s. SABRINA AND ME ‘ARGUED’ AGAIN! UNTIL REACH ADAM’S HOUSE! -.-“” (Sorry Taxi uncle driverman, Sorry if we made too much noise. Please don’t suicide cuz of us.) Then while walkin to dam’s block, Rara fell.. AGAIN! LOL! =X Ziq wore her highheels for god knows wad reason. A few steps he gave up. Suffered too much i guess. (u wan be next Fauzie Rassull isit? Tsk!) LOL! Got to adam’s farm! First time seeing his dad really. Then i looked on the table.. got Indian rojak. I SO WAN CHINESE ROJAK!! But nvm.. sacrificed and ate. (guess what? me and sab still arguing) Heh! All done eatin, adam invited us to his toilet. He claimed he washed it. I bet it was his mom who did! Meeh! Took pics in the toilet! Weird! Got out and took pics in the living room! Thanks Aisha and please get the Man U banner down. Thank You. =] Then took our leave and walked to Dan’s Crib. Nearby.
Danial’s Lounge:
Ran(not really) into his house and saw CUTE BABIES!! OMG! I WAN BITE THEIR CHEEKS! Down on the dining table and of cuz. EAT SOMEMORE!! Well.. Only Me,Adam and Farhan ate. The rest just drink. All was sleepy alrdy esp. Sab. (from the arguments i guess). =D Took a fat burnin pill and i feel 10kg lighter! Hahaha! Sadly.. it was 10+ by then? so we had to call it a day and go home.
The Final Journey And Reviews/Comments
Planned to send the girls home.
- Khairul sent Atiqah
- Haziq sent Rara
- AND I SENT SABRINA(Why?)
Dan and Dam accompanied us to pioneer mrt and made our last topup thingy. I FARTED at a PURPLE advertisement thing! OWNT! Got to the platform and guess what? We took pics again!!! Ouh and another thing.. WE STILL CONTINUED OUR ARGUMENT! (AWWWWHHH! SO SWEET RITE?) Hahah! AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS FEELIN TIRED ALRD!! -.-” Board the mrt and was on our way to our destination. Me,sab,khai and Atiqah alighted at JE while Ziq and rara at clementi. Khai and atiqah took the red line train. AND HELL BEGINS! Sabrina wanted to walk home so really i have to accompany her.. How if got ‘kelawar’ follow you? >.< THEN!.. ARGUED ALL THE WAY! BLAH THIS BLAH THAT! SEE COCKROACH SHE SCREAM! HAHAHAHA!! Then hell ended, when we went our separate ways. Told her if see got bangla eyeing on her(Fuuh jambu pe!) just call me(sweet pe Hafiq?!), don’t call the police. They useless.. not like me. Superhero! =D Took bus home and went online! Then slept like a log.
“The whole day was pretty much a BLAST! TOTAL FUNNAGE! And yes, I know i ate quite alot that day. But hey! it wouldnt be nice if you dont eat what people had prepared for u right? =D Anyways.. I WOULD LOVE TO THANK ALL YOU PEOPLE FOR THE ROCKIN’ DAY! LOVE YA! =D Do this again sometimes yeah? =D And yeh.. Sorry Sabrina for the words that u find a lil too harsh. Hey! We were only playin right? Hahah! Awwwhh so sweet! =P”
—Pictures will be uploaded soon on FB and here!—
